Angry Magician

An angry magician is when you are doing a girl doggie style. Then you donkey punch her real hard to knock her out, and then hide in her closet. When she wakes up and checks the closet for you, you punch her in the face, and run home. Once home, masturbate.

Dan "Did you here that Steve pulled an angry magician in Carol last night?"
Keith "Damn, he's a midget throwing, donker humper"

by mbsharp January 11, 2009

chicken magician

the most delicious fried chicken in hackensack that a crazy indian can make

i love chicken magician

by lope21 January 18, 2008

Magician's cloak

Foreskin

Chastity was used to circumcised penises. She had never seen a Magician's cloak before.

by Bensky March 9, 2014

ass magician

he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.

Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......

by TrippleWhopper November 26, 2007

Cock Magician

A girl who makes every cock around her disappear - in one of her holes. (a.k.a - Skank)

"Dude, if you need to get laid you should go over to Jen's. She's a total Cock Magician."

by J..Z.. April 30, 2008

jizz magician

Anyone who likes to make jizz disappear. Usually talking about a girl who loves to suck dick and swallow.

Your old girlfriend was a jizz magician. Whore gave 3 guys blowjobs last night.

by McDurkster December 27, 2009

no sleeve magician

something easy to see coming, or someone whose excuses really don't work anymore.

todd:crackhead jim wants some cash for "his child support"
matt:what a no sleeve magician

by bloodanarchist February 28, 2010