linden high school

run by a fat principle who jogs around the school after hours to “lose weight”. lhs can’t afford funding for shit b/c the budget is hated by all the citizens. the deans like to take your headphones and hats to pretend like they do their job when all they have to do is go into the bathrooms and bust kids for smoking on school property. the teachers are either really cool cats or the BIGGEST dickheads you will ever meet. the kids are the worst part of all. you have the obnoxious spanish bitches who squeal at frequencies that will make your ears bleed and they group in the hallways like cancer. you have the black bitches who think everyone wants to know their business and then give you lip when your fed up with hearing their shit and want to walk around their giant, slow moving asses. you have the stoners who flock to the smokers’ corner every morning (and any free period they have) just to get their fix for the day (hour). you have the fat italian (polish too) bitches who think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread. you have the dirt bag alternative learning center (alc) kids and juggalos (same thing). the honors kids and the preps. and last, but not least, the freshmen with backpacks that make you stare in wonder at how such a tiny person can support a backpack four times the size of his body; they like to run through the hallways b/c you can never be too early for class! yeahh rightt.

youre from linden high school ? oh damn mami, youre a whore. bye.

by yo mommaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 10, 2011

Landeruded

In sport fishing: When one of your "buddies" steals a fish you were trying to catch by rudely casting their bait in the same spot as yours. By luck they hook and land the fish that was destined for your bait.

Generic definition: An asshole that steals the glory from the person who did all the work.

Scott made the perfect cast to catch that musky, but Chris landeruded him by casting in the same spot and caught it first.

by Websters new August 7, 2014

Landerholming

To misappropriate unearned client funds from your attorney trust account.

I hope I don't get busted by the State Bar for Landerholming, but I really needed that extra slush money for my trip to France.

by Lo lo rabbit January 22, 2020

landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?

Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.

by prof_db January 28, 2021

La La Landed

When a couple breaks up because it is "right person, wrong time", with the expectation of getting back together a year or more later, but when they meet again one of them has moved on.

yo, my homie Ryan got la la landed as fuck. Casey even said she'd be willing to try again after her senior year was over.

by insomniacwithnightmares September 23, 2017

Eagle has Landed

part of speech: idiom

Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".

1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.

2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.

3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.

by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004

Lundeberg

A person who spends his entire day trying to suck his own cock.

Where is Johnny? He is pulling a Lundeberg in his room trying to get a shot of his own semen off the back of his throat.

by sheet metal man February 25, 2010