lumpy pants

Usully descirbed when a mal has a HUGE erection which makes his pants look "lumpy"

We just gobbled Jorge and Alex's knobs and now they have lumpy pants!

by Crotchet and Winston October 3, 2007

Lumpy Yawn

One of the varied terms for vomiting. The Lumpy Yawn generally occurs upon waking from a night of hard drinking. Luckily, most foods consumed while "gettin' yer drink on" are soft (hamburgers) or have been generously softened (tacos / nachos) by a cornucopia of beer, and are thusly comfortably retched back up.

Jeremy Clarkson on quitting drinking: "I haven't had a lumpy yawn for a whole week now. Perhaps that's why I'm still fat; I've stopped vomiting"

by the Den of Iniquity April 26, 2009

lurgy

an illness that is not serious but passes easily from person to person.

My throat is sore and my head hurts. I think I've caught the dreaded lurgy.

by SnowManCymru October 28, 2008

Lumpy Dick Salad

The dick you get after you jack off to games too hard, especially VALVe.

I have a deformed lumpy dick salad.

by Erkpwnzall August 27, 2012

Lurper

A tweaker on meth ; tweaking ; someone who does dope ; a person who uses Meth

That Lurper has been window peeking all hours of the day.
Damn Lurper needs to put the pipe down swearing there is some one in the trees watching them.

by ambii.biiatch April 4, 2020

Lurpin it

Similar to lurking but the lowest point of lurking. Laying in bed and just watching tv all day with no brain cells actively function. Lack of ambition

STONER: Yo bro what you doin?
STONER #2: lurpin it at home. Why whats up?
STONER: can i cruise over? We smoke some bowls!!
STONER #2: Hhhhrajah dat.

by Richard fittzwell September 3, 2021

luppyluppy

A word made in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) to define literally anything

Middle-aged Man: I've combined "luppy" and "luppy" into one word!
"Luppyluppy"!

by skidwerd578 November 20, 2022