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I looked up the definition of lunch.

1. Food with no chance of ass.

2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of success and has taken the time the girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.

Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his gender.

4. Self cock block
Guy: "Hey I got lunch with that Amazon girl"
Friend: "Ha, ha. Self cock block. Pitiful."
lunch by Ch11 July 25, 2014
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Bro! that edit you dropped last week is straight lunch
Lunch by Ian Dog June 30, 2016
'where are we gonna lunch today?'
'What time are we gonna lunch ?'
Lunch by Dyy122 July 12, 2017
Lunch is a meal eaten in the middle of the day, unless you’re in maintenance.
PL: let’s go grab lunch vato.
Mechanic: Sorry man, can’t go to lunch, cause someone has to watch your lines.

PL: okay I’ll save you some crumbs.
Lunch by VPOUSOfDANONE September 16, 2020
The art of wanting to fuck a uwu catgirl and using the code word lunch
The most universal word ever that you can use in any sentence, regardless if it makes sense or not.
I keep it juicy juicy, eat that lunch!
You just got lunched.
Oh lunch
lunch by averagestudent69 March 29, 2021