I looked up the definition of lunch.
1. Food with no chance of
ass.
2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of success and has taken the time the
girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.
Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his gender.
4. Self cock block