Lubed Up Leftovers

When morning penetration is effortless due to the slather of lube that has remained in one or more orifices since the night before.

I was supposed to be preparing for my job in the morning, but it was way too easy to just roll onto my side and slide into the lubed up leftovers from last night.

by Scruffy Judson November 7, 2019

Group Lube

The act or attempt in getting bare-ass necked, and having many assorted persons rub scented lubricants onto your now-glistening body, so one may have a grotesque and usually sexual action preformed upon them or another person.

Guy 1: I'll get you back
Guy 2: Whatever you can do to me, I can do back 10x worse, plus I'll be grouped lubed up.

-later that night-
Guy 1: (sleeping) zzzzz
Guy 2: (group lubed and ready) (inserts balls into guy 1's anus and/or various other orifices/solid areas)

by Teh Duo May 5, 2011

apple lube pod

The act of finding a broken (or even working) iPod and droping it in a bucket of lube then switching it to vibrate ( if possible ) and either shoving it up your vag (or your girlfriends) to pleasure yourself or others.

Guy: Last night i gave my partner an awesome apple lube pod with my iPhone while it was on vibrate. She loved it and i can still smell her pussy whenever someone calls me!

Guy 2 : Awesome bro !

by Uzumaki undead June 23, 2011

The lube fairy

The lube fairy is the small creature who places bottles of lube and other necessities in your drawer whenever you need it.

The lube fairy can't be seen, but it's said that Grell Sutcliff is behind this.

"Yo how did this bottle of lube get here? "
"It's obviously the lube fairy who has been here!"

by Eline_is_a_panguin January 26, 2017

noob to lube

Used to describe a situation, person, or thing that demonstrates extreme immaturity, naivity, and innocence, often related to a lack of sexual experience.

Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.

Oh my gosh, Max got naked infront of everyone without even hesitating. He's the least noob to lube person ever!

Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.

by #falconpride May 10, 2011

Poor Man's Lube

Poor Man's Lube is when a guy spits on his hand to get his girl wet. He's too lazy to get her worked up and too cheap to actually buy real lube.

Girl...I was with this guy last night. Things seemed like they were getting hot. Then he pulled out some Poor Man's Lube. I had to dip. Ew

by thatsreallynotme February 27, 2020

lubed up meat piston

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.

You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!

by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009