lobot

1) Someone who behaves in a robotic manner due to the removal of their frontal lobe through a process known as a lobotomy. 2) A derogatory term used to describe a person behaving as if they have been lobotomized, though they still have their frontal lobe intact and fully functional.

1) Daughter of lobotomized man: "I was at the Center all day yesterday, navigating Dad through all of the lobots."
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2) Woman: "Man, I had a date with this total lobot last night. I spent most of the time deciding whether to sip my drink or visit the powder room."

by Mike P. Grant, esq. August 5, 2007

lobotomy

a quick treatment for mental disorders that gets right to the point

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

LOBOTOBOYZ

A group of band mates who play rock and roll music. They have wicked hair. Especially the lead guitarist.

Are going to go see those LOBOTOBOYZ play at the show tonight?

by Joethebrohoe August 17, 2018

Lobotonomics

The power of stupid as a motivator to buy ill conceived or unnecessary junk. A potent force in our economy!

People buying up all the toilet paper at Costco because of Covid-10 is lobotonomics in action.

by dougan-chesner March 9, 2020

lombotove

the feeling of being in love with someone.

Dont say I love you instead say nakulombotove

by awdhmis June 7, 2022

Lobotimied

The word for when someone doesn't have the best English and ends up spelling 'Lobotomized' incorrectly.

Bro yesterday I got Lobotimied

by Erikkchu July 4, 2023

Lobotomite

A really nice person named Mori :D

"Mori is a lobotomite"

by Mori but addicted to crack October 14, 2023