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National Lottery

A novel way of further taxing poor people.
" Oi know oim dahn to me last quid but oi moight just win the lot-ry!"
by Valetudo December 9, 2003
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the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....
by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010
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Red Letter Media

A US film production company that provided much needed catharsis for a generation of film lovers by humorously picking apart the utterly dreadful Star Wars prequel trilogy.
Red Letter Media? More like... GOD Letter Media. Mike Stoklasa FTW!
by Smitty X May 6, 2010
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cover letter

by vivavoka October 8, 2009
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Lottery Bus

When someone leaves a project quickly and unexpectedly. Typically referring to the risk associated with the tribal knowledge someone has that puts a project or business at risk when they leave the company. Some one would leave if they got hit by a bus (Die) or win the lottery (Not need the Job anymore)
Sue won the lottery bus and will not be back to work. (Not knowing why she is gone)
or
If John gets hit by the lottery bus we will all be hurting to get this project completed on schedule.
by justmatt February 6, 2009
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Lotte

Lotte is the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet, she is short and has the most gorgeous eyes you will ever see. Lottes usually have dark hair and a perfect smile, and they love to answer questions. They are caring and are adorable people and you should keep her once you have her :)
persona 1: that girl is amazing! who is she?
persona 2: that's Lotte. Back off, i have liked her for years.
by You're_so_gay October 14, 2020
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White Person Lottery

White Person Lottery (WPL) is a term used to describe the immense luck a (white) person has when they obtain a large amount of money or property that they never could have earned on their own. In most cases this is through inheritance, but it can also occur through marriage. The term has a very natural sound to it and is used regularly on reddit and other popular internet blogs to describe generally very ungrateful people who are depressed for no obvious reason despite being incredibly lucky to be where they are in life. The natural offshoots of this term are MPL (Mexican Person Lottery), APL (Asian Person Lottery) and BPL (Black Person Lottery).
Guy 1: Why do you think she behaves like that all the time?
Guy 2: Classic example of a White Person Lottery winner. People who have won it have a hard time imagining that others have not won it too.

Guy 1: I feel so lucky to be an American!
Guy 2: You would feel even luckier being a White Person Lottery winner from Iceland with free university and a warm, million dollar house to relax in.
by Eric Kazinsky February 2, 2015
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