This lorax of the Wellington variety, quite simply, speaks for the trees. Although because of the tenacity of Wellington landlords, unfortunately this locality of lorax cannot prevent the deforestation of the native cabbage tree. This is a hard fact of life. They are however efficient at alerting others of the destruction of our leafy friends. This is appreciated.
Did you hear that a cabbage tree has fallen due to a felling? The Wellington lorax let me know immediately.
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