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Catholic Loophole

The act of preserving a woman's virginity by having anal sex instead of vaginal sex, therefore letting the woman remain a virgin.
"Last night, we practiced the Catholic Loophole because my girlfriend wanted to wait before he had vaginal sex."
by Bluntzilla7414 February 3, 2013
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OOmpah loompah

those creepy lil orange guys from willy wonka and the chocolate factory
by Trong April 9, 2003
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Prison Loofah

A term use to decribe prison shower rape
When the new in-mate dropped the soap in the shower Duane the leader of the chain gang gave him the "prison loofah"
by fatwhiteboy7 October 13, 2012
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Lookaher

Look a here...To insist on attention when opening a statement.
Ay Shawty lookaher.....
by Keyanna R. April 4, 2007
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Loopallu

A an annual music festival that takes place in September in Ullapool, Scotland. Basically it's a place where everybody can get wasted and fuck randomers legally, cos the police don't give a fuck up yonder.
Are you going to Loopa-

FOR THE LAST TIME, NO.

Loopallu provides annoyance for those who are not interested as everyone hounds you asking if you're going or not.
by Disgruntled Highlander July 18, 2011
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Loophole Girl

A girl that would like to stay a virgin, but still wants to have intercourse so she opts for buttsex.
> Tina is such a religious person. I bet she's a virgin.
< I heard she's a loophole girl.
by kkbro May 16, 2016
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Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016
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