longbeard

A tom turkey with an exceptionally long beard

I shot a mack daddy longbeard last spring.

by Whackmaster December 28, 2007

Longboarding

A very close mimic to the sport of skateboarding, made for losers who never managed to learn an ollie within a week, so they decided to retreat to longboarding. This so-called sport allows 14-year-old wannabe-skaters to claim they skate, but disappoint everybody when seen in public with a longboard. On a longboard, there are not so many tricks, and tricks have little to no use. All parts of the board (Wheels, deck, trucks) are oversized, making the board almost useless, and considered stupid by many.
Many people quit skateboarding and pick up a longboard because they fail so hard and know it would be embarrassing, so as an excuse for not knowing tricks, pussy teenage "skaters" they ride around on a longboard. True skaters and such consider longboarders "Gay-ass faggots who have no life and eat dick for a living" (true story).

Jacob: My name is Jacob, and I love skateboarding!
Abdi: Really? I had no idea!

*later that day*

Abdi: Where's your skateboard?
Jacob: This is it! *holds up longboard*
Abdi: That's a longboard, you fucking dumbass. Longboarding is different from skating.
Jacob: No, it's a skateboard, and I'm good at it!
Senor Chang: Hah, GAYYYY!

by number9001yo April 25, 2013

longbirds

a British slang term referring to a very attractive girl with a nice body.

I saw these two thick longbirds walking through the commons today,they looked like they put out quite a bit.

by C-man dou January 6, 2008

Longwordism

When people use extremely long words. AKA, they're annoying.

That guy has a sever case longwordism!

Example: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

by TheweirdDefinitionDude June 21, 2016

texas longborgy

A 2 to one ratio of teachers to students having sex with each other. Is an orgy. Related to Texas Longboard.

Dude we had a sick Texas Longborgy with 4 teachers last night!

by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017

elizabeth longardner

Elizabeth is a kind,Talented, sweet, smart, hardworking,beautiful girl that is very athletic. She often gets down on herself and gets emotional. Shes a great friend and any guy will be luck to have her. She is also amazing at sports and can't cook if her life depended on it. Lol

Did you know Elizabeth Longardner got 20 points at the basketball game last night?

I know! She dropped so many threes.....

by KobeBryant240 November 24, 2022

Longboarding

An innuendo for sex.

We were longboarding in your basement.

by Geoffry69 May 21, 2013