londonita

Londonita is very londonita. Once she Londonita and then she londonitaed. Love londonita when she londonitas. Goodbye londonita

Hey londonita
O M G ITS LONDONITA

by Nogeys February 28, 2024

Looning

taking a mans foreskin and stretching it over the tip of your own penis. you can choose to piss in it, stretching it out like a balloon.

my and my nigga loquacious were looning in the bathroom

by stinkybean May 7, 2025

Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

looning

taking a full balloon (preferably oxygen, but helium works too), and putting it over the dick hole. then, after it's secure you monkey fist the balloon hard to push the air inside.

Aaron: Yo I just finished looning.
Chad: Erm, that's actually not-
Aaron: Chad more like chud

by ijuswokeupwitaboner December 2, 2025