Taint Logger 

One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others.

Taint Logger by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Boston Logger

when u shit inside a girls vagina

giving a girl a boston logger

Boston Logger by kjjhvdhukydz March 17, 2007

Swamp Logger 

Male slamhog

That guy is such a swamp logger he probably has sixteen STD's!

Swamp Logger by micklb June 28, 2009

vagina logger 

Someone who likes to bang pussy.

"gay men talking"
gay guy 1:Why don't you love me anymore?
gay guy 2:because...I don't wanna ba an ass logger...I wanna ba a vagina logger..

vagina logger by Sarah Knight August 26, 2006

shit-logger 

A real dumb person. Someone your mad at. Someone you dont like. that kind of thing

ow! you shit-logger! that hurt!

shit-logger by Charlotte January 21, 2004

cock-logger 

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.

Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"

cock-logger by Japhy November 5, 2007

dong logger 

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

dong logger by beatleeater October 3, 2010