ling

An abbreviation of the word "feelings". It is most commonly used in chat sessions such as MSN or AIM.

That woman hurt my lings after breaking up with me.

by Bigmac January 2, 2005

Ling

A general asian who finds enjoyment from annoyance, guns, cars and stealing item as a gag or pranks

LING WHY IS THERE A TYRE IN MY TENT

by Armay March 24, 2017

ling

penis (big or small).

In India, "ling" means penis (big or small).

by Akansha May 16, 2007

Ling Ling Wannabe

People who strive to be as amazing as Ling Ling, who practices 40 hours a day.

I am a Ling Ling wannabe but have yet to practice 40 hours a day.

by jfalkdjflaskdjflk September 19, 2020

Ling

A chacter from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
She is somewhat of the Chosen One's companion. Although she really wasn't needed in the movie, she provided some good quotes for all Kung Pow fans.

"ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ooo"
Chosen One: "You broke a thermometer in my hand"
Ling:"Rub it it my hair..."

by Elise W. November 3, 2004

Ling

The area between your two nostrils.

The child stabbed his ling accidentally.

by TheDefinitionerist February 1, 2011

Ling

A state of monetary denial. I.e. Claim to be rich when you are not.

Don't be a ling.
Don't pull a ling.
Girls love guys with money, but i just ling.

by Marcusch October 4, 2007