The Angry Librarian
The Angry Librarian by 527283747 May 5, 2015
The Brown Eyed Librarian
I watched my boy give the sales lady The Brown Eyed Librarian in the dressing room at Dillards...... shhhhhhh
The Brown Eyed Librarian by Daytona Dirty Al June 23, 2019
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avant-garde librarian
A: Can you believe I got this jacket at the COS spring sale?
B: I love it. It complements your avant-garde librarian look.
B: I love it. It complements your avant-garde librarian look.
avant-garde librarian by freeze_magazine March 11, 2023
glen the librarian
glen the librarian by liathebananapancake February 1, 2018
rules librarian
A rules librarian is an individual who has scoured the rule-books of a game to find every advantage and every loophole that they can to "empower" their character.
Most often found in Role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons, but variants can also be found online playing MMORPG.
These people suck the fun out of any game due to their obstinate refusal to actually get into the spirit of the game and play a ‘character’.
Their main motivation is to ‘win’ and if they don’t, or other players enforce the spirit of the game rather than the rule they will generally sulk or threaten to leave.
On dealing with a Rules Librarian
1. don’t play with them
2. if you already are – kill their characters off until they learn, or stop playing
Most often found in Role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons, but variants can also be found online playing MMORPG.
These people suck the fun out of any game due to their obstinate refusal to actually get into the spirit of the game and play a ‘character’.
Their main motivation is to ‘win’ and if they don’t, or other players enforce the spirit of the game rather than the rule they will generally sulk or threaten to leave.
On dealing with a Rules Librarian
1. don’t play with them
2. if you already are – kill their characters off until they learn, or stop playing
Rules Librarian rolls dice...
GM:
"Ok, so you swing at the 50 foot tall dragon and strike a nasty blow to it's leg"
Rules Librarian:
"Actually, because I rolled over 95% of my base strength score; coupled with my level and weapon specialization, and my Backstab bonus as a thief, I get an automatic triple critical, so seeing as this is a Blue dragon, with a maximum of 200 Hit points, I would actually kill it"
GM:
"It's a dragon, you can't kill it with a dagger"
Rules Librarian
"It's in the rule book; Page 60, 193, and 246"
(other players groan)
GM:
"Ok, so you swing at the 50 foot tall dragon and strike a nasty blow to it's leg"
Rules Librarian:
"Actually, because I rolled over 95% of my base strength score; coupled with my level and weapon specialization, and my Backstab bonus as a thief, I get an automatic triple critical, so seeing as this is a Blue dragon, with a maximum of 200 Hit points, I would actually kill it"
GM:
"It's a dragon, you can't kill it with a dagger"
Rules Librarian
"It's in the rule book; Page 60, 193, and 246"
(other players groan)
rules librarian by TJHC June 3, 2006
Stanky Librarian
When someone picks up a book, reads it briefly, takes a shit in the book, and puts it back as if nothing happend. A real asshole maneuver.
"Yo that bitch ass nigga pulled a Stanky Librarian."
"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawn piece.
"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawn piece.
Stanky Librarian by hey hey hey biiiiiitchh October 20, 2008
angry librarian
originating from the library, you get a librarian to blow you, mid way the librarian slams a book shut on your pee pee.
susie the 120 year old librarian was blowing mr.bill when all of a sudden she angry librarianed him so bad it forced all the blood out his penise
angry librarian by peepee1234555541 July 26, 2009