Skip to main content

The Angry Librarian

The art of rolling up a paper back book and inserting it into the anus.
Stephanie, the angry librarian, got mad at a child and shove a paperback book up his anus.
by 527283747 May 5, 2015
mugGet the The Angry Librarian mug.

The Brown Eyed Librarian

When ass fucking a chic in a quiet public place, shushing her the whole time....
I watched my boy give the sales lady The Brown Eyed Librarian in the dressing room at Dillards...... shhhhhhh
by Daytona Dirty Al June 23, 2019
mugGet the The Brown Eyed Librarian mug.

avant-garde librarian

The niche fashion trend associated with mid-career and established curators
A: Can you believe I got this jacket at the COS spring sale?
B: I love it. It complements your avant-garde librarian look.
by freeze_magazine March 11, 2023
mugGet the avant-garde librarian mug.

glen the librarian

Glen the librarian is somebody who will give you fines and beat the shit out of you.
Glen the librarian kicks the kid who didn't pay his fine and beats him.
by liathebananapancake February 1, 2018
mugGet the glen the librarian mug.

rules librarian

A rules librarian is an individual who has scoured the rule-books of a game to find every advantage and every loophole that they can to "empower" their character.

Most often found in Role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons, but variants can also be found online playing MMORPG.

These people suck the fun out of any game due to their obstinate refusal to actually get into the spirit of the game and play a ‘character’.
Their main motivation is to ‘win’ and if they don’t, or other players enforce the spirit of the game rather than the rule they will generally sulk or threaten to leave.

On dealing with a Rules Librarian
1. don’t play with them
2. if you already are – kill their characters off until they learn, or stop playing
Rules Librarian rolls dice...

GM:
"Ok, so you swing at the 50 foot tall dragon and strike a nasty blow to it's leg"

Rules Librarian:
"Actually, because I rolled over 95% of my base strength score; coupled with my level and weapon specialization, and my Backstab bonus as a thief, I get an automatic triple critical, so seeing as this is a Blue dragon, with a maximum of 200 Hit points, I would actually kill it"

GM:
"It's a dragon, you can't kill it with a dagger"

Rules Librarian
"It's in the rule book; Page 60, 193, and 246"

(other players groan)
by TJHC June 3, 2006
mugGet the rules librarian mug.

Stanky Librarian

When someone picks up a book, reads it briefly, takes a shit in the book, and puts it back as if nothing happend. A real asshole maneuver.
"Yo that bitch ass nigga pulled a Stanky Librarian."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawn piece.
by hey hey hey biiiiiitchh October 20, 2008
mugGet the Stanky Librarian mug.

angry librarian

originating from the library, you get a librarian to blow you, mid way the librarian slams a book shut on your pee pee.
susie the 120 year old librarian was blowing mr.bill when all of a sudden she angry librarianed him so bad it forced all the blood out his penise
by peepee1234555541 July 26, 2009
mugGet the angry librarian mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email