lettuce

A word used to describe a person with no redeeming qualities. Comes from the fact that lettuce has no nutritional value.

Similar to "brings nothing to the table"

John isn't coming out tonight.

That kid is lettuce!

by the bottom April 12, 2008

lettuce

a substance that squirts from a tube like a caulk gun, such as sealer, glue, or, of course, caulk.

put a squirt of lettuce on that drawer to keep it stuck together

by ubernostrum June 15, 2004

Lettuce

A fucking sick hair style that involves flow of hair in the rear area of the head typically niped by puck players

Bud ur lettuce is sick shit

by Lettucebuet1 August 2, 2016

lettuce

being too lazy to do anything; being in a constant vegetative procrastination

Stop being such a lettuce and clean your room!

by captain Wot May 21, 2016

Lettuce

1.) Beef, but for vegans

2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other

John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...

Richard: woah, you two have beef?

John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other

by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017

Lettuce

A person who is a bit of a restated

Corr Amelia you’re such a lettuce

by Finn2232 March 10, 2018

lettuce

is a sex position in which you cover ur girl with lettuce then dump a bucket of pee on her, what

wow i just had a lettuce

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018