lettuce

a skinny woman who prides herself on her lack of caloric intake, usually a perpetual tracker of Weight Watcher points

Skinny girl: "Anyone want to split this M&M with me?"
All the other girls: "OOOOh, that bitch is so lettuce!"

by AlbinoMuffCabbage November 30, 2010

lettuce

1) No substance, full of water.

2) an altogether useless individual, or group of people.

3) Plural forms include salad, head of, or clump. Brings to mind a wet squoshy piece of crap.

That public employee is a real piece of lettuce.

by Myller August 26, 2010

lettuce

1. A person's hair or hairstyle.

Pete Rose has some of the worst lettuce on the planet.

by BadboyBill April 02, 2004

lettuce

what hockey players call beards

known as lip lettuce for mustaches

player 1: aye nice lip lettuce bro

player 2: thanks dude, your lettuce is coming in nicely

by spicy cucumbers August 24, 2021

lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

foot lettuce

The result of putting ones foot or feet in lettuce.

"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce , the last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out that might be what you get. A four Chaner uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement: This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King. Admittedly he had shoe's on but that's even worse."

by Jefferson Jeff February 01, 2018

frosty lettuce

Having great flow/hair. Originally used for hockey players.

"TJ Oshie is has frosty lettuce"

by GoCats27 February 23, 2016