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"Bro, I pounded a bunch of natties last night and fucked mad slampieces."

"Lettuce, bro.
by maximus chillus September 26, 2010
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Hilarious - Really Funny

Not sure of the origin, but it works well to describe anything that is funny.
1. That comedian last night was fucking lettuce! I couldn't stop laughing.

2. Person 1: "What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator."

Person 2: "Lettuce!"
by Brainbarf July 12, 2013
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Lettuce as in something organic and delicious for you to eat. Referring to the concept of becoming intimate with a woman for the first time. The Lettuce suggests that the two of you have been building up to this event for some time and that this is not a superfluous moment but instead the start of some very serious long term fucking.
Rose and I had known each other for years and we both knew that it was time we got down to it. So I said, " Shall I have some of your Lettuce."
by A-Paul_ing_behavior January 27, 2009
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Often used among South Florda surfers. It means about the same as weak because it is used to describe something lacking value or strength.
Surfer 1: "That swell still goin off bro?"
Surfer 2: "Nah, the winds got on it"
Surfer 1: "Lettuce"
by Betsea87 April 15, 2008
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A word used to describe a person with no redeeming qualities. Comes from the fact that lettuce has no nutritional value.

Similar to "brings nothing to the table"
John isn't coming out tonight.

That kid is lettuce!
by the bottom April 12, 2008
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a substance that squirts from a tube like a caulk gun, such as sealer, glue, or, of course, caulk.
put a squirt of lettuce on that drawer to keep it stuck together
by ubernostrum June 15, 2004
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