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Leif

The decadancing dandy queen of sexy slutrock.

A glamorously glitzy and wickedly weird rock‘n‘roll cunt, floodlighting the stage like a laser ball bitch shifter in a furnace covered with sparkling pieces of gold. He‘s clothed with glory and ruling the story.
Damn, have you seen that Leif? He‘s so cool!
by deadboymakingnoise November 21, 2021
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leif tore

Leif Tore is a Norwegian male name. A Leif Tore is a great guy. He is cool and makes you laugh. His jokes are so stupid they are oddly satisfying. He is good looking and very open. He doesn't play "cool", he knows who he is and he doesn't try to be someone else. Leif Tore is not afraid to make a lot of himself. Everybody knows it when he enters the room. These are just some of the first quality you notice when you get to know him. When you get to know him you see a kind, sensetive person with a big heart and a great personality. He has done a lot and his life, he is not the average guy! Leif Tore has an amazing ability to cheer people up. Most people love to be around him, but he can be too much for someone. Everybody that knows a Leif Tore knows what I'm talking about!
Girl: I love to be with Leif Tore, he is always there and great to talk to.
Boy: Leif Tore is great. He is so much fun!
by Hestejenta January 15, 2018
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Leif

Hi Leif. You'll probably never see this, but a part of me hopes one day you might. If I could say everything, I promise I would. There's so much I never said. It's been almost a month now, and I still can't get you off my mind. I hope you know it wasn't your fault, you've always been perfect. I wish I stayed now. But if you knew why I left, you wouldn't want me to come back. I don't even know if you want me to now. I wish I would've said something, anything rather than just leaving. I'm sorry we never got to say goodbye. You were my first love, and you'll always be my favorite. I hope you get everything you ever wanted in life. Je'taime beacoup. I love you always. Goodbye my love <3
ps. i got to keep the dog :)

love u leif
by acrosstheocean January 29, 2025
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Leif GW Persson

Someone with heavy breathing problems caused by a huge cock syndrome. Also by using their huge balls they can solve several crime investigations.
John: Look! Hes so out of breath from running his becoming a Leif GW Persson!
Paul: Yes, he solved my mothers murdercase last week!

Sara: Yeah hes definetly a Leif GW Persson judging by his junk.
by Brokeback Plains April 18, 2021
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leif birger

he is a cool,hard working and handsome boy he really likes taco and to make food
by hasamasu April 1, 2019
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Dirty leif

by Leif8hjx February 25, 2022
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Leifs massive dick

DAMMMM YOUR DICK IS AS BIG AS LEIFS MASSIVE DICK
by leifs massive dick February 18, 2025
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