leaky dick

Before peeing: When a man really has to go pee and a drop of piss forms at the tip of the penis. He really has to go.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.

Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.

Ahh dude I really gotta go, I got leaky dick! I just wiped off a lil piss from my dick! Hurry!!

by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009

leaky poo

usually accompanied by devastating diarrhea
it is like diarrhea but a little more firm

my leaky poo was so bad i missed school

by dimelis_16 May 1, 2007

Leaky Faucet

When you make someone laugh as you cum in their mouth and it comes out of their nose.

Do you need lotion for your dry skin on your upper lip? No, my boyfriend just gave me a Leaky Faucet...

by Benz@23 March 31, 2009

leaky helicopter

While having sex with your partner pull your dick out just before you cum and swing your dick in a helicopter style motion and blow your load while swinging your dick

My boyfriend came all over me while doing the leaky helicopter.

by Depun1s43r February 19, 2020

squeaky leaky

When you know your shit will inevitably exit your anus as an unexpected liquid mess, but you just keep farting instead. Alternatively, a leaky squeaky is when the feces exit before the gas.

ex. 1 - I hope I don't have a squeaky leaky today.
ex. 2 - I accidentally had a squeaky leaky.
ex. 3 - I feel a squeaky leaky comin'.

by Author1992 August 30, 2019

Leaky Plumber

When you nut so much it run down her ass crack

Last night i was fucking the wife she started Poking the Purple Plum and she ended up with a leaky plumber.

by Florida RVP August 3, 2019

Leaky Bottle

A sex act during which you piss into one of your partner's orifices (other than the mouth), but you don't like waste so you drink it as it leaks back out of them much like you'd do with a leaking bottle.

- "Dude yesterday I Leaky Bottled my girlfriend."
- "What the fuck? ew."
- "Nah man that shit's fire, want to try it with me?"

by 69MeatMyBeat69 November 22, 2019