lay

This stands for: Laughing at you.
This is used in msn text.

Douche: Hey man, i think i just sharted.
Bag: Hahahaha! lay!

by Finlay2 July 6, 2007

laying

Going on a hump spree.

"I been laying in this bed all night long." - Miley Cyrus

by LieMaker October 14, 2013

lay

another name for decent outfit,cool clothes,

i got a lay on!

thats a lay!

you got a lay on!

by rizz215 April 7, 2009

layed

Laying down as referred to in the past-tense.

I layed down this morning.

by The Danny July 15, 2006

Layed

A blonde girl's idea of getting "laid" despite the fact of having a Master's Degree.

Lina thinks we all should get layed.

by PincheBob October 13, 2016

LAI

One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.

Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.

(Dont LAI that shit)

example 1

Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?

Bill: Why, what did he do?

Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.

Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!

example 2

Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?

Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.

Tom: What the fuck was he doing?

Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.

Tom: What a fucking LAI!

by B.Diddy August 17, 2007

Chill Lay Lay

Your telling a group of people or someone who is hyped about something/someone to calm down, its not that serious or relax.

Joe: Son, im really gone to fight that dude.
Adam: You need to chill lay lay with all that.

by Kanndy July 5, 2007