the lava lamp 

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

the lava lamp by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

shattered lava lamp by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024

Trucker lava lamp

The act of when you fill up a clear jug with urine and ejaculate into the container so it floats around like lava.

Hey driver I filled up my old milk jug with urine yesterday and was watching my favorite guy on guy porn video and had no towel too ejaculate on too so I did it into the jug and made a trucker lava lamp.

Trucker lava lamp by FatherStevefaketrucker September 13, 2025

floor board lava lamp 

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos

man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp

floor board lava lamp by lil young chaos May 3, 2024

lava-lamping 

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

lava-lamping by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011

toasted_lava_lampp 

Toasted_lava_lampp is the best person to ever exist and speaks the truth.

Toasted_lava_lampp is the best tiktoker ever!

toasted_lava_lampp by Hashtagspeakingfromtheheart July 16, 2021

Lava Lamps 

The effect given when a female's tights or stockings apply pressure on the skin at random places, which change as she walks, giving a lava lamp effect.

"Wow, look at the lava lamps on her!"

Lava Lamps by part-time-bankie February 17, 2010