Skip to main content

montana lasso

the act of riding a female doggy-style while whipping pelvis in a circular motion much like a lasso in an attempt to catch the vagina with testicles. If one or both balls penetrate or are engulfed by the vagina a montana lasso has been performed.
Bob: While hitting it doggy-style I started dipping my hip in a circular movement so my balls would swing up and I could montana lasso Alexis.

Chris: Did you montana lasso her?

Bob:...almost
mugGet the montana lasso mug.

Lasso

Lasso is a product by OmniPilot. Currently its at version 8. It is a language, an application server, a dessert topping, AND a floor wax! It allows for a webserver to poll a database and then to return the results of that poll to a webpage. And that's just the tip of the iceberg as far as Lasso is concerned.
What version of Lasso do you use ?
by M i l e s December 23, 2004
mugGet the Lasso mug.

jewish lasso

when you skeet on a condom and put it on a girls head and make her eat it
the jewish lasso causes a lot of diseases.
by bigtitsnigga69 November 22, 2011
mugGet the jewish lasso mug.

Lassoed

The act of getting forcefully stolen away from your buds by the wife, generally because she holds the power.
He said he was coming and afk'd, I guess he got lassoed by his lass.
by george st khan April 27, 2021
mugGet the Lassoed mug.

lassonde

An exclamattion for anything wrong in the world; used as a dorgotory term meaning generally bad; commonly preceded by fuck
I hear she didn't give you head?
Yeah man fucking lassonde
by Applesorangestopears August 28, 2017
mugGet the lassonde mug.

Lads and Lasses

STEREOTYPE:
rolls around in Canterbury tracksuits,Nautica or polo shirts
Nike hats Tilted up, and nike TN's. Bashes emos and the like,is constantly on drugs and vandalises public property.
this is a common misconception and it is WRONG Dammit!
This is not an image, it is a lifestyle,
A real lad or lass does not give a fuck who you are or what you think, if u cum up against us, we will crush you. we are not all town hall steps,bludging at the train station, mcdonalds hangout retards. Those Gronks are posers and wish they were lads and lasses. Some of us do actually have jobs to fund our expensive clothing, spraypaint and drug habits. Not all of can be bothered running from shop attendants after we flogged $300 worth of clothes. We rave because we love the music and love to get our gabber on and we get on pills cuz we can if we want, dnt be jelous that u cant.Most of us are hektik kunts and we live life regardless of our haters.
Half the definitions on here are even wronger than a lad in skinny jeans...because they are written by emos and the like, who wouldnt know shit from clay if they stuck their finger in it.
we also hate Peshays wannabe lads and lasses, gronks, clones and toys who make our graff spots redhot.
Lads and lasses are misunderstood. People who think they know about us wouldnt know a bus was up their ARSE till the people starting getting off.
by Eshayy_Asslay May 19, 2008
mugGet the Lads and Lasses mug.

Pink Lasso

Superhero alter ego of Cousin Tex. Retired and lives in hiding. Worked with Harryman and Masked Marvel Jr..
by Will April 22, 2005
mugGet the Pink Lasso mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email