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Landon Laughlin

by gynastics legend3 November 12, 2019
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landon wilder

landon wilder is a delicious and yummy the end
landon wilder is so hot
yes pls rail me 😩😩😩
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Landoismus

The religion where you believe that Lando Norris is god.
I am a part of Landoismus
by Danny's_bxtch January 13, 2022
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Hottie Landon

One FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH!!! Hottie Landon is friends with Joey Martini. Together, they pull every girl in sight. Add him on snap @hottie_landon06
Person 1: DAMNNNN!!! THAT MAN IS ONE FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH!!
Person 2: He's definately Hottie Landon
by Sharty Bae January 3, 2021
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landon cube

landon cube is lil skies nigga for life! he has good songs like 18,19 and round n round! he is on skies’s tour currently and lots of girls love him!! including his long hair!
Girl1: have you heard nowadays by lil skies?
girl2: of course! it has landon cube in it!
by shawtyyimbhadd May 24, 2018
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Landon

The overall perfect guy. He knows exactly how to treat a lady, won't break your heart, and expects nothing from you. He's extremely handsome, has the most amazing smile, and big brown eyes to match his brown hair. They're easy to get lost in and will make you melt every time he looks at you. He's very talented, both athletically and musically. Landon is the funniest, smartest and sweetest person you've ever met. He's very indecisive but knows exactly what to say in every situation. He's very mysterious about his personal life and no one would guess about his sorrowful past. He is truly a gentleman. He's unbelievably polite, the kind of guy a girl wants to bring home to her parents. The guy every girl dreams of marrying. He's great with both animals and kids. He has more friends than you can count, but still manages to make you feel important to him. He is quiet and shy around strangers but those who know him know his true personality.
Girl A: Who was that guy you were talking to? It's like he doesn't have any flaws!
Girl B: That was Landon, isn't he just perfect?
by The Average Teenager March 31, 2013
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go fuck a landmine

To go insert your penis into a landmine until the landmine climaxes (Explodes)
Johnny: You dirty horse humping bitch
Soldier: Go fuck a landmine
by SpAz1131 September 10, 2013
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