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Dirty Lampshade

A term used to describe the act of when a naked man sits on top of woman's head covering her face with his penis, when she tugs on his penis he farts.
When I finished my Thanksgiving dinner I gave Wendy a dirty lampshade.
by trtbmm November 22, 2011
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Louisiana Lampshade

The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you take a dump on her eyes and face.
Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...
by JIVO March 8, 2008
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A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE

A lampshade designed in a dark, morbid castle it's walls damp with infestation. Professor Rhymölinkinstein is conducting an experiment inside Charlies Chauliflower Wonky Factory.
Making innovations in scientific engineering by creating many products including;
Rubber inflatables,
extra water-proof watering cans,
and furry, lovable lampshades designed to increase maternal bonds between you and your lampshade. You can learn to love it like its your own child or an old man.
The design of the lampshade was inspired by the furry grub grubs found in the Australian outback by his alter-ego Australian Ted.

the grubs grubs are vagina flowers that people pollenate by having sex with them.
1)"GRUB IN THE ELEVATOR, GRUBBING IT UP TIL WE HIT THE GROUND"
2) MMM A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
3)
Australian Ted: "so dude you comin out tonight?"
Professor Rhymölinkinstein: "nah dude...i'm getting grubby with my lovable lampshade tonight"
Australian Ted: "ah fair dude, them lampshade are frodacious"
by ANEMALost March 27, 2010
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Ferret on a Lampshade Productions (books.unedible.com)

Blog run by Lukie Kilmer and Alice White.
Interesting comedic blog with changing themes/backgrounds. Frequently updated by the two bloggers, Lukie and Alice. Their personalities are easily defined through their updates, which usually involve a conversation or story of something that had happened that day.
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions is also commonly and warmly known by fans as FOALSP or FerretLS.

The blog runs on Wordpress, which means that it has various widgets and plug-ins that are easy to use. These involve shoutboxes, registration, theme switching and changing quotes from the masters themselves underneath the title.
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions was said to be created in the summer of 2008 after Lukie and Alice took a trip to a wave pool with Lukie's family. It has progressed since then to it's current state.
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions has some interesting pages, such as...
Polls: Polls made by Lukie and Alice
Psych: Hilarious chat conversation carried out by the two pretending to be in the Liverpool Psych Ward.
Contest: Contests such as theme submissions
Wings: Writing piece written by Lukie. Very interesting and unique. Lukie is very talented in this area.
About: Alice and Lukie bios.
Though Lukie is gifted in the area of literature, Alice has the same level of intelligence with technology, because she has helped the site progress by coding most of it and working on the non-post updates and generally keeping the site up and running. And Alice isn't that bad in lit, either. She seems to be more of an optimist.
Lukie can easily amuse the audience with her semi-explicit rants and stories, making them seem more interesting and draw you in with her talent with words. She is also good with computers, because she knows HTML and parts of other codes. Lukie is the pessimist.
These girls are very creative, talented and unique.
Over all, Ferret on a Lampshade Productions is an interesting website to visit if you're looking for their style of comedy and pessimism VS optimism attitudes.
Have you seen the new Green Day themes on Ferret on a Lampshade Productions (books.unedible.com)?
by udunneed2no July 27, 2009
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barbaric lampshade

'Barbaric lampshade' is a term usually said by sarcastic high schoolers. The meaning stems from 'enlightenment'. Ergo, if you're a lampshade, you're idiotic. The barbaric portion is due to you spreading your stupidity around and shoving it down people's throats.

Origin: A freshman at Woodland Junior High School, 2013.
by Hipster2.0 January 15, 2014
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Moldy Lampshade

A moldy lampshade is when a large man, (usually chronically overweight), vomits into a bucket, and then masturbates while it's on his head.
I'd stay far away from Philip if i were you, I heard he gave himself a Moldy Lampshade!
by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023
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Amsterdam Lampshade

Having intercourse with a woman after placing a pillowcase with a hole cut out over the genital region and another over the face.
"Dude, I totally had to Amsterdam Lampshade that girl I met on OkCupid."
by DiabeticD September 1, 2009
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