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hair-larious

a pun used to describe something hilarious, which pertains to hair or is hair-related.
girl: "have you seen the professor's comb-over?"

boy: "yeah, it's hair-larious!"
by E. Kavanagh April 8, 2009
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high-larious

Something that is only funny when one is under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Was Cheech and Chong funny?
Nah, man, it was high-larious! Just don't watch it sober.
by Maniac Monster May 24, 2011
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Shia LaBeouf

A wise man once said "Just Do It", but wise men don't worry about the little things..

Synonymous with the Aussie saying "She'll Buff" or "She'll be right", this name signifies true Stoicism when used in scenarios of great mishap.
Tom: "Barry! you dinted my Toyota Prius.. fix it now!"
Barry: "Shia LaBeouf!"
Tom: "fine, I'll just do it myself." *thanos click*
by Rewdzi April 21, 2022
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Lacious

Hyper, excited or both. Usually to the annoyance of the others around the affected persons.
Man I'm f**king lacious, gonna have to go to the club and dance it off.

I can feel the aciousness creeping in.
Stop being so lacious! Jesus!
by stickybogman May 3, 2018
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New Labour

Different to the old labour party, the became new labour in about 1994 when tony blair became leader and there heading for the right.
by Anonymous October 4, 2003
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Australian Labour Party

The Australian Labor Party (ALP) is an anachronistic organisation that purports to have a monopoly on social conscience and represent the working classes of Australia.

It is controlled by a caustic mixture of unionist bully boys who make "On the Waterfront" look like "Saturday Night Fever" and casuistic right-wing intellectuals posing as messianic left-wing intellectuals. Both groups share a common vision, namely the manipulation to their own (perhaps pecuniary and/or machavellian)ends of two corresponding strata of the Australian electorate.

One stratum is the worker and disadvantaged who perceives itself to be "abused" by the "boss". It is likely this perception is a hangover from the Australian penal/colonial mind set of "us and them" and may go some way toward explaining the Australian sense of inadequacy on the international political and cultural scene. (cf. sport and Australian supremacy -also consider Mark Twain's report that Sydneysiders were oddly proud of their harbour "ain't she beautiful"? as if they somehow had something to do with the matter, whereas it may be that they felt they had nothing to say about themselves!)

The other stratum are the advantaged who feel guilty for not being born disadvantaged. In a collective attempt to apologise for their sheer good fortune these sons and daughters of the advantaged suspend their intellectual capacity and turn to the ALP to salve their conscience.

The ALP, of course, cannot assuage their angst because it has no more a monopoly on social conscience than any other political organisation. These people quickly forget that it was the ALP who designed the White Australia Policy, reintroduced fees for teriary education during the Dawkins administration, sold out the worker via Keating's "level playing field" giving the Australian worker a whopping 19% rate on their mortgages, and rushed off headlong into the Gulf War when Hawke sent warships without discussing it with parliament.

Labor voters often cannot spell correctly.
by gromdadi September 18, 2005
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New Labour

New labour, old labour renamed in the hope that they would have a lib dem effect and all the young ones would love them which they do, they get to have asbo's to make them look tough, more people pass GCSE and AS levels (by taking as many resits as they want and the fact that its easy but thats not the point blair thinks)
Tries to get us all to loose weight and be healthy one word, Prescott, basically lib dems in red and in power.
by Emmzy February 12, 2006
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