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Sean Ryan is playing at the MCL at 2pm today. It's going to be totally loom!
by MattB5 March 12, 2017
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Looming Support Syndrome

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.
You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.
by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016
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looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019
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pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
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Looms

That joke was so funny that I was looms😭😭
by The one who creates May 16, 2022
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Looming brown

The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.
Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”
by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022
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Loom

To loom is to have a jealous affect of looking over at someone or something. When you loom over someone, you are simply jealous of them. To be loomy is to be in a cranky/upset and envious mood.
I know you wish you got first place, but stop looming over her!
by e12345654321 January 20, 2021
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