limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices

He is such a limp dick Jesus

by Limp d. Jesus September 13, 2017

Limp dick pussy faggot

A weak man with a limp dick

Chuck is such a limp dick pussy faggot.

by Yacobinmugatu October 26, 2018

Limp Dick Hippy Queer

A person who is poor and cannot get hard, and possibly gay.

Bruce: Hey let's go bully the poor Jewish kid who gets off to henti.

Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.

Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.

Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'

by Needle Dick 69 January 9, 2018

Limp Dick Legend

A mysterious man that is from a small town in Idaho he is known for having a Limp Dick. Despite this, he manages to get every single elderly woman in a 100-mile radius.

My dad is known as a Limp Dick Legend.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

Limp-Dick Faggot

a person usually blond hair blue eyes who sags their pants to the point where old people think he has erectile dysfunction and is a homosexual

Pull up your pants you limp-dick faggot!!

by americanpsychoWI June 29, 2009

Limp Dick Escape

Quickly leaving to go home after being unable to hold ones penis due to being at a public function, Party or Bar and realising that after consuming just one more drink it would mean no holding and massaging of said penis later in the evening when one would have returned to there private residence... In some cases the escape plan is hatched after only two beers...

Mr Mitchell had to leave the bar after only two pints due to fear of suffering from limp dick. On his way home he was glad his quick thinking and disciplined alcohol consumption had allowed a limp dick escape

by limpdick escape plan February 18, 2011

limp dick nick

An asshole friend who thinks he is better than you by abusing your name in rude ways

Hey Seth look at limp dick nick over there. He is being rally limpy and dicky right now!

by Zero Five Seven March 27, 2015