limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices
by Limp d. Jesus September 12, 2017
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lil limp dick

usually someone with attributes of being a vagina/pussy and backing down like a lil bitch... or has very small penis with erectile disfunction as well.
yo bitch yous a lil limp dick ass nikkuh the way you was actin up in that bitch ho!
by bilboe bagginz April 16, 2010
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Jimmy Limp Dick

The opposite of Chad Thunder Cock, the beta male; one which wears a flaccid penis for every second of its miserable life.
You: Ayden is such a chad thundercock!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy

Me: You spittin my brother!!
by Dawwonnn January 21, 2021
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shrimp limp dick

Hey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick”
by Madelyn Victoria Webb December 21, 2020
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Limp Dick Legend

A mysterious man that is from a small town in Idaho he is known for having a Limp Dick. Despite this, he manages to get every single elderly woman in a 100-mile radius.
My dad is known as a Limp Dick Legend.
by TOomp March 12, 2021
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Limp-Dick Faggot

a person usually blond hair blue eyes who sags their pants to the point where old people think he has erectile dysfunction and is a homosexual
by americanpsychoWI June 29, 2009
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limp dick

A slang term for going "cold turkey".
He totally went "limp dick".
by thaboobywatcher January 09, 2011
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