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Dirty Lilli

A Dirty Lilli is when a petite asian woman does an irish exit out of a party to have bat-shit wild monkey-sex hanging upside down - amazing spiderman-style - with a significantly younger, zesty school boy (often underage). It's only possible to achieve a Dirty Lilli with the help of Dirty Jakob (the person, not the awkward sex in a fake fake taxi). Consent optional. Walk of shame, obligatory.
Girl: I was out of town last night and pulled a Dirty Lilli!
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*
Dirty Lilli by j25d42l9 April 23, 2024

Pulling a Lilli 

The one friend in the group conversation in a public setting where when there is silence they continue to talk about something nobody cares about and is completely off topic.
While at the dinner party, Jake decided to make everything awkward by pulling a Lilli right before we left.
Pulling a Lilli by Anonymous 687 October 9, 2021
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Olivia Thirlby as Lilli Hornig 

Olivia's Lilli Hornig in Oppenheimer; 'Juno's' best friend to wartime scientist. Same wit, new wisdom.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's the witty woman in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Olivia Thirlby as Lilli Hornig, remember her from 'Juno'? She's all grown up and scientific now!

lilliam pumpernickel 

this is the full name of the music composer lil pump, who is the mastermind behind such classics as: gucci gang and drose
guy 1: dude did you hear the new lil pump song
guy 2: the fuck, do you mean lilliam pumpernickel
guy 1: who?
guy 2: *cocks glock* LILLIAM PUMPERNICKEL THE CREATOR OF GUCCI GANG
she is the absolute best kind of person you will ever meet, she is kind hearted, and always has her friends backs, even if they might not have hers. She keeps a lot of her emotions back and tends to not let anyone in, but if she does, do not break that trust, it means that u mean a lot to her. she is loved by so many people, and for a good reason to. she’s absolutely fucking gorgeous and usually has the best ass. she is very stubborn and will carry a chip on her shoulder if she wants to. she always forgives, but never forgets.
lili by 1000000000000% October 22, 2018

Lilia Buckingham 

A bisexual sweetheart who's obsessed with Animal Crossing and Spencer Reid. Loves her girlfriend and Criminal Minds so much that she secretly might have a fan account for both. Her nickname is "bottom". Oh yeah, her Twitter is also gay asf.
Girl number 1: I don't know what's wrong with me
Girl number 2: Wdym?
Girl number 1: For some reason I can't stop baking
Girl number 2: I think you have the Lilia Buckingham disease

lilibeth 

Lilibeth is the definition of a sweet , caring and lovable girl. If shes your girlfriend make sure to keep her. She will make you feel like no other. She has two sides though. That sweet inoccent side and a freaky side. Dont be mean to her cause i guarantee she will be 2 times meanier to you. Besides being mean if you ever need her she WILL ALWAYS be there for you and will put her problems aside yo help you out. So make sure to get yourself a lilibeth.
lilibeth is a sweetheart
lilibeth by gonzalez9889 November 23, 2013