lid

A way of describing a man's toupee or really bad haircut.

When greeting a guy:

Look him straight in the eye, then deliberately glance up at his hairline and say: "Nice lid, buddy."

Lets him know that his hairpiece doesn't quite work.

by BestDefinitionsEver May 23, 2004

Lid

a hat or something you put on your head

sane person: i got my new red sox lid yesterday

idiot: i like my yankee lid better

by G-ray September 1, 2005

a lid

A person who doesn't invite one of their best friends to their party.

A lid is a shitheaded babyface.

by Patrick Gregory May 15, 2003

Lidding

The act of performing oral sex whereby the tongue of the person performing it covers the vagina or the anus completely acting as a lid over the body part in question.

Originated in Streatham Vale, London.

I gave her/him a proper lidding last night. He lidded the punani out of me.

by Jamaichindian December 1, 2015

Lid

to "lid" is to be a Bodyboarder

get a lid u stand up fags...

by Dakine February 19, 2003

Lid

1)English slang: derogatory term for the foreskin of a man's penis.
2)Used as a humourous and manly insult.

1) He peeled back his lid and rendered his girlfriend unconcious with the aromatic smell.

2)Guy 1:"Here's the money I forgot to pay your mum last night"
Guy 2:"Shut up, lid." ¬_¬`

by Ash C December 28, 2005

lid

A spliff, joint, reefer

I got no weed man, can I build a lid with yar gear?

by toastface August 25, 2005