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the stroking leaves

The worst damn band ever. A mix between The Strokes and Leaves, 'the stroking leaves'. Horrible music and none of the members can even play instruments. TBS, Brand New, and Thursday rule, not the stroking leaves.
Yea these random people decided to make up some band called the stroking leaves, but noones ever heard of them.
by sob January 23, 2004
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the stroking leaves

Best frickin band ever!u dont need to be able 2 play any musical instruments, you just gotta feel the leaves. T
Were cool we can play the leaves! wow o look scotts not because hes listening to his week n weekend bands! haha leaves are cool... sundays not!
by SlAp Me Im NiCoLe! February 26, 2004
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want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.
"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
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reading the tea leaves

The ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while " stirring the teabag"
"Mate! I've been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. The outlook is dire!"

Or

After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.
by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017
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Blowing leaves

An alternate excuse term for masturbating in secret.
Wife: "where have you been sweetie?"

Husband: "Just been blowing leaves."
by Old Long Johnson October 5, 2009
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chasing leaves

Chasing leaves is the term for the state you end up in, when high as a kite on Recreational Pharmecuticals. Its the point where you are completely at odds with what is happening around you, previously called 'tripping'.
Bob - "Are you ok there Gadd?"

Gadd - "Fuckin right mate, Im chasing Leaves here lad"
by Paul Gadd December 9, 2008
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muddy leaves

When boobs sag so much they might as well be touching the ground.
Bro 1: Bro look at those muddy leaves!
Bro 2: I know bro they're disgusting!
by School Shooter Supereme August 9, 2016
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