by elbuho February 14, 2008
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When the BMI of an Aardvark is equal to or greater than 30, the animal is referred to as a "Laardvark".
Causality is believed to be a) genetic or b) environmental or c) both.
The genetic component is believed to affect the "off" switch in the animals ant-vacuum system, leaving the suction running beyond the full point, so to speak.
The environmental component may be due to our society of modern conveniences. The vast array and easy availability of candied ants are thought to be at fault.
The mix of genetic disposition and a sweet tooth, or Aardvarks with gluttonous tendencies have been observed, but not documented.
When the BMI of an Aardvark is equal to or greater than 30, the animal is referred to as a "Laardvark".
Causality is believed to be a) genetic or b) environmental or c) both.
The genetic component is believed to affect the "off" switch in the animals ant-vacuum system, leaving the suction running beyond the full point, so to speak.
The environmental component may be due to our society of modern conveniences. The vast array and easy availability of candied ants are thought to be at fault.
The mix of genetic disposition and a sweet tooth, or Aardvarks with gluttonous tendencies have been observed, but not documented.
The Aardvark stormed the specialty food store and bullied it's way to the candied ant section. It fed until all ants, chocolate and mint, orange jellied and others were devoured, waddling away from the store as a Laardvark.
by Sinned33 February 18, 2010
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Laaiqah is an amazing person who has many talents and is extremely pretty.she likes to be outdoors and loves sports.laaiqah is a smexy person with a kind personality.laaiqah sometimes falls for jerks but her friends help her and bring her back to her feet.laaiqah loves hanging out with friends and can sometimes be a bookworm but overall if u have a laaiqah keep her
Laaiqah is an amazing person who has many talents and is extremely pretty.she likes to be outdoors and loves sports.laaiqah is a smexy person with a kind personality.laaiqah sometimes falls for jerks but her friends help her and bring her back to her feet.laaiqah loves hanging out with friends and can sometimes be a bookworm but overall if u have a laaiqah keep her
by Jesicca Govender March 24, 2019
Get the Laaiqah mug.Specifically said in the Shropshire, particularly more rural areas.
A shortened form of "Ok lad" ... usually used as a mockery of the Shropshire border accent who are known to put a particular emphasis on the "aaaa" sound and, so much so that the "d" seems absent.
It is used by many Salopians as a mockery of the border accent because it is seen as lazy and supposedly misses out sounds.
Locals all over Shropshire commonly use the term "lad" as an affectionate term for a friend.. The term is, stranely, multi-gender and can be said to girls.
A shortened form of "Ok lad" ... usually used as a mockery of the Shropshire border accent who are known to put a particular emphasis on the "aaaa" sound and, so much so that the "d" seems absent.
It is used by many Salopians as a mockery of the border accent because it is seen as lazy and supposedly misses out sounds.
Locals all over Shropshire commonly use the term "lad" as an affectionate term for a friend.. The term is, stranely, multi-gender and can be said to girls.
Note: A Salopian would never say "alright lad?" to a girl, but they would probably say "alright laaa?"
Example:
Salopian Sixth Former 1: "I'm going to be late for Biology, can you tell Sarah?
Salopian Sixth Former 2: "K laaaa."
Example:
Salopian Sixth Former 1: "I'm going to be late for Biology, can you tell Sarah?
Salopian Sixth Former 2: "K laaaa."
by ok lad/lass November 20, 2013
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Wow that girl is such a Laaibah....
Wow that girl is such a Laaibah....
by Jenna0 October 24, 2017
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by Dakota&Megan March 4, 2008
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