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V.I.L.F

Stands For Vampire I'd Like To Fuck. Because there are alot of people out there killing to fuck a vampire.
"oh my gosh!"
"what!?"
"look to your right.."
"so? it's Edward Cullen?"
"yeah! oh yeah! he's a total V.I.L.F!"
by V.I.L.F January 11, 2009
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L.E.A.V.E

Leave is abbreviated for
Losers
Eat
Ass
Very
Efficiently
most porn addicts wish to l.e.a.v.e with a pornstar
by Kim jong shlong June 25, 2020
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V.A.L.

V.A.L. is an abbreviation used by photographers that stands for "voice activated lightstand." This is actually a reference to a human assistant who, in the absence of an actual lightstand, holds a piece of lighting equipment and positions it according to the photographer's needs.
David's invited me to be a V.A.L. on his next shoot, since he's trying to avoid needing permits from the city to place lighting equipment on the ground.
by oak1eyman2002 April 13, 2011
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Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.
Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!
by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010
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E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others
Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS
by YEETMCEET April 21, 2020
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E.V.I.L.

Every Villain Is Lactose-Intolerant. Those SpongeBob SquarePants bastards stole our idea and replaced Lactose- Intolerant with Lemons.
(Kid gets shoved out of nowhere)
"Bwahaha! E.V.I.L. strikes again!"
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