The Kinks

The greatest rock and roll band of all time..that nobody listened to.

Man 1: Hey, I heard The Kinks broke up.

Man 2: (Weeps softly)

by Soup January 16, 2005

Kunkel

The practice of dating numerous coworkers within a short span of time.

Ralph dated both Jennifer and Katie from accounting - he pulled off a kunkel.

by Chevrolet Thunder June 11, 2008

kuksuger

Means dicksucker in scandinavia

Ali er en forbanna kuksuger
Ali e en forbanna kuksuger
Ali is an fuckin dicksucker

by Chicco Sharma December 22, 2008

Kunk

Jamaican patois, meaning to hit someone (over or upside the head)

Mi wann fi kunk di boy inna him bloodclaat head

by JA876 April 12, 2016

make a mila out of her kunis

To perform oral sex on a woman. Reference to the sex scene with Mila Kunis in "Black Swan".

That girl is hot; I'd like to make a Mila out of her Kunis.

by Reno2112 May 15, 2011

Kunsheked

verb: word used as a substitute for getting fucked over or "gayed". Origin early 2000's from a crackhead group of rich brothers that fucked everyone over to get drugs.

Maaaaaan, I just got Kunsheked!
Well dont say I told you so.

by Balboa March 7, 2004

kunkoodle

Noun, a turd in moition freshly released from the anus in the air gap between the toilet water and the anus. Once the turd touches the toilet water it is no longer a kunkoodle,it is then just an ordinary turd. If the turd is too large to fit in the air gap without touching the water and the anus then it is not a kunkoodle, it is then defined as a FUCKING HUGE TURD! Kunkoodle is ushually used to describe a solid turd, but it may be used to describe liquid poo if the poo is not in one continous stream from the anus to the toilet water. There must be a section of poo isolated from contact with everything but stagnant air between the anus and toilet water. If the word kunkoodle is used to describe liquid dookie then one must use the adjective "liquid" or "aqueous" or some other term used to decribe a flowing substance before the word kunkoodle.

Just think of the moment of silence and releif that occurs as the shit comes out of your ass and just before the plop of the poo in the toilet water.

That sure was a fine kunkoodle.
Gee whiz, I hope I have at least one kunkoodle today!
That old taco meat gave me a liquid kunkoodle!
Damn son, I heard that kunkoodle you had last night; congrats kid you are now a man!

by Gerry Presley October 13, 2007