1. Any anal sex activity when the receiver has hemorrhoids.
2. Shoving testicles into an anus, either into someone else's or the guy's.
2. Shoving testicles into an anus, either into someone else's or the guy's.
1. "Jim likes anal but his gf didn't want him spelunking her kumquats."
2A. "Kate wanted to try double penetration so she asked her bf to spelunk kumquats while he fucked her."
2B. "Stacy threatened to spelunk Frank's kumquats if she caught him with another girl."
2A. "Kate wanted to try double penetration so she asked her bf to spelunk kumquats while he fucked her."
2B. "Stacy threatened to spelunk Frank's kumquats if she caught him with another girl."
by Starbucks Lena April 13, 2010
nicole-aww man look at what that crazt kt kumquat is doing!
tori- yea! who knows what she'll do next!
tori- yea! who knows what she'll do next!
by kt pacitto August 11, 2008
An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.
Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.
by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010
by yeargh November 3, 2016
Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!
by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011
by Jimmy Bobby o September 25, 2020
Everett: Dude, that bitch had the sandiest Qatar Kumquat I've ever seen. It was like fucking a litter box.
by Divinas Commedia September 8, 2011