Mexican Kite

A bee on a string.

Jorge could not afford a kite for school so he tied a bee to a string and made a Mexican Kite.

by miskatlee April 4, 2009

Getting Krieged

A feeling that is greater than sex. If you get Krieged during sex you have reached the ultimate level of satisfaction for the rest of your life that you will never have to have sex again.

Female 1: I have such great sex
Female 2: You havent had great sex unless you get krieged

Female 1: You need to have sex again.
Female 2: I haven't had sex for 34 years, thats what getting krieged will do to you.

Dude 1: My girlfriend cheated on me and got krieged so now she never wants to have sex, so I got krieged and we're both the same!

by dj nice tits March 27, 2011

Kitening

When lightning hits a kite

Benjamin Franklin engaged in the first known instance of intentional kitening.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

krieg

Used in the heavy metal community to describe something of high quality. Originally the German word meaning "war," it was popularized as a metal term by Nargaroth's album "Black Metal Ist Krieg."

Dude, you have to hear the new Alghazanth. It's fucking krieg as hell.

by arkturus July 8, 2004

Kaite

Stubborn like a nail, but will love you till the day you die, honest trustworthy, funny and caring, but most of all loving, but do not get on her bad side

Jacob loves Kaite with all his heart

by Anthony jacob February 27, 2015

Miami Kitestring

When anal beads are put in a girl's ass, then pulled out so fast that she shits everywhere.

I've always wanted to give a girl a Miami Kitestring, I just didn't have enough rags to clean that shit up!

by The Nig-Nogs August 21, 2010

fart kite

When a little shithead of a kid is so small he could be blown away by a stiff fart.

That kid Holden is such a fart kite, I can't stand him.

by CmdrCodyCC2224 September 4, 2016