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Knob jockey 

A male who believes he is always right but talks like the shitty farts escaping his arsehole
That pauls a right knob jockey he believes his own shit talk n fart speak
Knob jockey by anonymous November 5, 2020

Knob jockey 

A derogatory term. Often meaning; One who rides the phallus or another man .. and/or woman … or they. Colloquially referred to as Dick Rider.
Knob jockey by LightEclipse December 23, 2021

knob jockey 

when someone is being a right tosser
last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey
knob jockey by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

Knob jockey 

Stop being stupid you knob Jockey
Knob jockey by Knob2020 August 25, 2022

Knob jockey 

A man that has a peculiar involvement with his own sex
Barry is definitely a knob jockey he rides Dave all night
Knob jockey by Not a jockey September 28, 2025

Grand National Knob Jockey 

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!