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Needs to learn from his mistakes and pick better girls. Often a republican.
That golfer is a Kautzer.
Kautzer by The Gossip Girl May 5, 2009
The sensation one feels when inserting their finger up their anus.
"Sorry I was late to work, I just experienced the best klürtz ever."
Klürtz by Therealladiesman January 10, 2021
The homie who acts sus around the homie, might actually be homosexual but he denies it. Talks about putting things up his ass.
Why is he saying that he's gonna put my dick up his ass, he's such a kluzz
kluzz by nashhhhh May 21, 2021

katie kutz 

someone who is drop dead gorgeous no matter the day. someone who you want in your life and around you everyday. they are your soulmate friend and clicked upon meeting. everyday the you look at the sun and are reminded of them because of all the light they being into this world. they love wholeheartedly and aggressively.

Sneaky Kutza 

A sneaky Kutza is defined as inviting a fellow air medical professional to a two year olds birthday party only to find out your also getting married at the same time while he is consuming food on the back steps while your taking a wedding oath out front.
Joey performed a Sneaky Kutza on Tom when he got married.
Sneaky Kutza by SALEEN58L August 11, 2008
Adjective- the descriptive state of conducting oneself as a klutz- uncoordinated and awkward when performing actions; for example, walking into walls, posts, furniture and people with alarming regularity, pancakes flying to floor when flipping, pretending momentarily to be Baryshnikov and failing miserably, "all elbows and knees"...
1. George Bush displayed a klutzy grasp of the English language.
2. Slapstick is the art of turning being klutzy into entertainment and profit.
klutzy by nu? July 5, 2014