Get the kessemik mug.An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.
by teddyrefspin January 19, 2012
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Get the kesseli mug.Keshena is town in Wisconsin next to Shawano filled with snakes and hoes. Kids at the KPS are already swearing, fighting, and being suicidal. The MIMS kids are already fucking each other. And smoking in the bathrooms. MIHS is filled with snakes that talk shit about every single one of each other. The one thing they all have in common is how they all love their cousins.
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Get the Keshena mug.In order to achieve a "Kaki Kessem", there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your bum. If the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem"
Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".
Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".
Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
"I've only had 2 Kaki Kessems in my life. But boy were those first wipes clean"
"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"
"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"
by Milk4Free May 3, 2013
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