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Kern

Someone that has a butthole or vagina filled with cum
Man Amy, that whore next door, is a real kern.
by Bimjo December 26, 2017
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Kerned

One who simply smokes too much weed, their body cannot function, and then they eventually pass out.
"Guys, I think I am Kerned."

"Ian was definitely Kerned last night at the 1402."
by NCT420 April 10, 2013
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Samantha Kerne

Probably the biggest BEAN on this planet. She is usually obsessed with theater and very short.
She is such a bean
I know, she’s samantha kerne
by thehekkinchaz September 8, 2019
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Kern

In ancient Irish conflicts, the Irish fought fiercely as kern, relying on their agility and conventional weapons to defeat their adversaries.
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
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kern box

An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.
Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.
by DangerousDern November 29, 2009
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Kern

When garett laughs so hard, he kerns
Garett laughed so hard he kerned
by Gingercracker June 5, 2023
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Kerning

The action of using your pillow for sexual intercourse. If you ever find yourself “kerning” you should seriously reevaluate your life.
Joey: Hey bro, I tried laying on the pillow you gave me but it’s really uncomfortable.

Donnie: Dude, that’s my kerning pillow!

Joey: Gross!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025
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