A brand that could litterally make you addicted to their products and you will do anything buy their stuff
Timmy: yo! can you lend me 1000$, Astell and Kern have just released their amplifier
Khang: Again?, this is the tenth time you ask me for the money.
Khang: Again?, this is the tenth time you ask me for the money.
by notanig_maybe April 16, 2023
Get the Astell and Kernmug. by Gingercracker June 5, 2023
Get the Kernmug. The action of using your pillow for sexual intercourse. If you ever find yourself “kerning” you should seriously reevaluate your life.
Joey: Hey bro, I tried laying on the pillow you gave me but it’s really uncomfortable.
Donnie: Dude, that’s my kerning pillow!
Joey: Gross!
Donnie: Dude, that’s my kerning pillow!
Joey: Gross!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025
Get the Kerningmug. A cool ass dude who most people don't understand. Very sociable but very dismissive. Super selective when it comes to friends and acquaintances. Has no problem putting you in your place if you step out of line. Loves food and would probably spend his whole salary on it.
by Kingofkinfolks November 24, 2021
Get the Kernmug. by comtruce August 18, 2016
Get the kernmug. A 152-mile aqueduct in the USA state of California, used to convey water from Friant Dam on the San Juaquin River to farms and cities in California's Centrial Valley. It is owned by the US Bureau Of Reclamation, but maintained and operated by the Friant Water Users Authority. The canal starts at Friant Dam, north-east of Fresno, CA, runs along the foothills of the soutern Jan Juaquin Valley, ending at The Kern River in Bakersfield CA. It has a capacity of 5,000 cubic feet per second (C.F.S.) at it's starting point reducing down to 2,000 C.F.S. at it's terminus.
The Friant-Kern Canal is one of California's main waterways, and it is the lifeline to many farms and communities who rely on it for water.
by koi-boy November 24, 2011
Get the Friant-Kern Canalmug. by thehekkinchaz September 8, 2019
Get the Samantha Kernemug.