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kern

to bullshit a lengthy answer on a subject of essentially zero substance
Ben managed to kern a perfect exam answer despite knowing nothing of the question.
by comtruce August 18, 2016
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Friant-Kern Canal

A 152-mile aqueduct in the USA state of California, used to convey water from Friant Dam on the San Juaquin River to farms and cities in California's Centrial Valley. It is owned by the US Bureau Of Reclamation, but maintained and operated by the Friant Water Users Authority. The canal starts at Friant Dam, north-east of Fresno, CA, runs along the foothills of the soutern Jan Juaquin Valley, ending at The Kern River in Bakersfield CA. It has a capacity of 5,000 cubic feet per second (C.F.S.) at it's starting point reducing down to 2,000 C.F.S. at it's terminus.
The Friant-Kern Canal is one of California's main waterways, and it is the lifeline to many farms and communities who rely on it for water.
by koi-boy November 24, 2011
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Kern

A cool ass dude who most people don't understand. Very sociable but very dismissive. Super selective when it comes to friends and acquaintances. Has no problem putting you in your place if you step out of line. Loves food and would probably spend his whole salary on it.
I would love to hang out with a Kern. Kern is probably fucking that girl over there.
by Kingofkinfolks November 24, 2021
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Kern

When garett laughs so hard, he kerns
Garett laughed so hard he kerned
by Gingercracker June 5, 2023
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Astell and Kern

A brand that could litterally make you addicted to their products and you will do anything buy their stuff
Timmy: yo! can you lend me 1000$, Astell and Kern have just released their amplifier
Khang: Again?, this is the tenth time you ask me for the money.
by notanig_maybe April 16, 2023
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Kern

The way people from Colorado say corn. This came about from the way they say Coors as Kurs
Let's have Kern on the kerb for dinner tonight
by Taintremover February 12, 2019
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Kern

Game player, usually that guy who plays the most women
He just pulled of a kern right there
by Lasandra May 23, 2022
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