kern box

An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.

Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.

by DangerousDern November 29, 2009

Friant-Kern Canal

A 152-mile aqueduct in the USA state of California, used to convey water from Friant Dam on the San Juaquin River to farms and cities in California's Centrial Valley. It is owned by the US Bureau Of Reclamation, but maintained and operated by the Friant Water Users Authority. The canal starts at Friant Dam, north-east of Fresno, CA, runs along the foothills of the soutern Jan Juaquin Valley, ending at The Kern River in Bakersfield CA. It has a capacity of 5,000 cubic feet per second (C.F.S.) at it's starting point reducing down to 2,000 C.F.S. at it's terminus.

The Friant-Kern Canal is one of California's main waterways, and it is the lifeline to many farms and communities who rely on it for water.

by koi-boy November 24, 2011

Kerned

One who simply smokes too much weed, their body cannot function, and then they eventually pass out.

"Guys, I think I am Kerned."

"Ian was definitely Kerned last night at the 1402."

by NCT420 April 10, 2013

Samantha Kerne

Probably the biggest BEAN on this planet. She is usually obsessed with theater and very short.

She is such a bean
I know, she’s samantha kerne

by thehekkinchaz September 8, 2019

Kern

Someone that has a butthole or vagina filled with cum

Man Amy, that whore next door, is a real kern.

by Bimjo December 26, 2017

Kern’s

Gud juice

Kern’s is gud juice 😎

by Ass_Hat February 7, 2022

Astell and Kern

A brand that could litterally make you addicted to their products and you will do anything buy their stuff

Timmy: yo! can you lend me 1000$, Astell and Kern have just released their amplifier
Khang: Again?, this is the tenth time you ask me for the money.

by notanig_maybe April 16, 2023