Butt Keeps

-noun
Ownership; sexually suggestive right in claiming and controlling the actions and behavior of another human being, however rarely results in sexual activity.

Once a person's butt keeps has been taken (through generally accepted public opinion or by force), the butt keeps rights cannot be redistributed until the owner forfeits his/her position as the Butt Keeper.

Ryan: I think I'll eat a sandwich today
Shannon: No you won't.
Ryan: Please! Why can't I?!
Shannon: Butt Keeps, Ryan... Butt Keeps...

Keith: Ryan, you shouldn't have let her take 'em when she did!
Casey: He wanted her to.

by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009

Keemstar

A racist garden gnome who loves youtube revenue. Usually found lurking on twitter making post about twenty year olds, while having a mid life crisis, and suing anyone who exposes him.

Killer Keemstar here, and lets get rooooight in to the NIGGER.

by TheMLGGaben July 14, 2016

keemstar

A sad, fat man, with no life who's ready to die of a popcorn overdose. He also seeks to ruin the lives of innocent people in order to gain fame and money.

Man: "Hey dude wtf why'd you key my car?!"
Dude: "Because, I'm a Keemstar!"

by GradeBUnderB July 7, 2016

Keester Kiss

An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.

It was evident that Bill forgot to wipe as seen by the keester kiss left on the sheets.

by Tim Boniface March 30, 2005

Keemsexual

Someone attracted to garden gnomes.

Guy 1:I think i'm Keemsexual
Guy 2:Fagg

by Shaggy The St.Weed June 27, 2016

Keemstar

A piece of shit garden gnome

“That fat keemstar was talking sheet about me mum” “I’m going to beich slap him”

by Carbonez345 June 14, 2018

keestering

Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.

When keestering the shank before going to the yard for rec time, a gentle hand is best.

by Ef4 January 15, 2016