keegan
a large, funny shaped dick that is covered in hair, therefore making it look sort of like a canadian sasquatch
keegan by micheal mchendrikson October 4, 2006
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A person by the name of Keegan is normaly a pervert. He likes to go up to girls and get to know them them start to look at there parts then right away deny that he did anything. A Keegan likes to tell annoy jokes that will drive you crazy. He I supper sex tho just don’t fall for it
Keegan stop looking at my ass
Keegan by Juliet&Romeno February 20, 2018
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He’s short and he owns it. He can be kind of an smart ass but most of the time nice and will make you laugh. Open to having new friends and always and likes to laugh often with them. Not the most mature but can be when he wants to (rarely). Looks good in glasses . Always makes penis jokes
Keegan: so the girl that does the school news tried to roast someone and she said “at least I’m not a turkey like you”
Friend: that’s a shitty roast
Keegan: ya a weeb could roast better than that. A jock would be like “kid your such a fag all you do is eat Cheetos and hug your anime pillow” and the weeb would say “well I’m better than you at yugio cards”
Friend😂🤣
Friend: that’s a shitty roast
Keegan: ya a weeb could roast better than that. A jock would be like “kid your such a fag all you do is eat Cheetos and hug your anime pillow” and the weeb would say “well I’m better than you at yugio cards”
Friend😂🤣
Keegan by Myhairyballs373773 April 24, 2019
Keegan
The most outgoing person you'll ever meet. Leaves a great first impression, but a horrible 8th impression. He is a straight playa.
Michelle: When I first met Keegan he was very outgoing, but as I continued getting to know him I realized he was a schmuck.
Lauren: That's too bad...
Alyson: Yeah I thought he was cute!
Michelle: Nah man don't waste your time. I already have. (sad face)
Lauren: That's too bad...
Alyson: Yeah I thought he was cute!
Michelle: Nah man don't waste your time. I already have. (sad face)
Keegan by slitheringsnake11 May 31, 2015
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Keegan is a menace to society. He is this dumb blond, thinks the world revolves around him and never gets anyone's jokes. No one actually likes him but he thinks they do. He goes after girl's and they hate him. Everyone thinks he's stupid.
Ew, it's Keegan
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Keegan by IPIMpedyourmom March 10, 2021