Keegan

A guy who really can be your friend. However, he annoys people too, with his lame yo mama jokes. He listens to a lot of rap music, especially Tyler, the Creator.

Me: Keegan, what are you doing?

Keegan: Yo mama.

by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020

Keegan

Gay

Keegan: I’m a jake pauler

Guy: your gay

by McStocker banana June 22, 2018

Keegan

Stupid,thinks he’s funny, plays ROBLOX till his fingers are numb, likes Courtney, only eats ramen noodles that expired 10 years ago

1. Keegan smells like moldy cheese
2.Keegan has no friends
3.Keegan is spoiled

by EWWWWKOWAY May 2, 2018

Keegan

A shmeat head who sucks dick for a living

Keegan got a shmeat.

by Ben Sneed December 1, 2017

Keegan

Keegan means a nerd and idiot.

He’s such a keegan

by TIKTOCISBAD19 November 1, 2020

Keegan

As weird as possible. Extremely autistic. Looks like a complete nerd

Evan is being such keegan

by Yyyhy November 27, 2018

Keegan

A large. hairy, misshapen penis that ressmbles the Canadian Sasquach.

(Can be used in a pick-up line.-Hey girl, you want a bite of my Keegan sandwich?)

Similar words
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Keeganite- A male that has a huge Keegan.
Keeganita- An insult used on females. (Be careful when using this word. Females have been known to commit suicide or go on homocidal rampages after being called a Keeganita.)

Guy: Dude, you have such a small penis!
Dude: Well at least I don't have a Keegan.
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Would you like some grated Keeg on top of your salad?
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A steak and Keeg sub.
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Mac and Keeg
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Grilled Keeg sandwich.
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by The Big Keeg February 2, 2010