This particular person has an abnormally large forehead and enjoys stealing other girls' men. She is a major player but doesn't realize it at all. Most of the time has blonde hair and man bodies, but will capture you with her green eyes. Most guys think she is pretty but once they get in her pants they soon realize its like throwing a hot dog down a hall way (she has a large vag). When you meet this girl tell her she is pretty and you will have her forever.
Guy: Hey karli wanna bang?
Karli: FUCK YES BITCH!!!
Guy: Can we do it up the butt since your vagina is so stretched?
Karli: Sure but my ass is so huge you wont find it.
Karli: FUCK YES BITCH!!!
Guy: Can we do it up the butt since your vagina is so stretched?
Karli: Sure but my ass is so huge you wont find it.
by tossmysaladbitch December 28, 2010
Get the Karlimug. Moron, Doofus, Asswipe, Freakazoid, bitch, Slut, Skank, Whore, bitch...wait didn't I already say that?
One who sleeps/dates (with) several men at the same time.
Also known as Webcam slut.
One who sleeps/dates (with) several men at the same time.
Also known as Webcam slut.
by John Lett November 24, 2004
Get the Karlimug. the nicest coolest greatest girl
ever. great with comebacks. hard to win her trust. can be a bitch if provoked. usually Pisces
ever. great with comebacks. hard to win her trust. can be a bitch if provoked. usually Pisces
by harrystylesisgoals May 3, 2016
Get the Karlimug. A beautiful girl that is hot and has big boobs has a boy friend named dylan he is lucky to have him he has a big dick
karlies boy friend has a big dick
by hot girl karlie November 16, 2017
Get the Karliemug. A girl, usually blonde, with a flat chest but a very large butt, that she enjoys showing off, often called a "ghetto booty". She has teeth that are very straight, but are very yellow. She talks in severe mono-tone and almost never shows any emotion. People around her usually feel very uncomfortable when having a conversation with her. She is extremely atheist, and is inconsiderate about other people's feelings about religion. She thinks she is very hot but people who know her tend to disagree. She also has a terrible sense of style that most people deem "cheep" and "unclassy." Over-all she is someone who tries to be a total attention whore, but nobody gives a shit.
1: "Oh my goodness, who is that girl wearing ugly ass sweatpants and a sweat shirt?!?!"
2:"Good god...Thats a definite Karli."
1: "Yeah, My boyfriend saw this one girl with a huge ass, and he whistled at her, and when she turned around... he saw what she looked like...he projectile vomited all over my face..."
2: "Damn...That must be one ugly ass Karli."
2:"Good god...Thats a definite Karli."
1: "Yeah, My boyfriend saw this one girl with a huge ass, and he whistled at her, and when she turned around... he saw what she looked like...he projectile vomited all over my face..."
2: "Damn...That must be one ugly ass Karli."
by KoolManLady January 23, 2011
Get the Karlimug. Karliness is a lifestyle for anyone who eats a lot, take pictures of food, listen to a lot of indie music and watches porn when alone. If you do all of this then you are a Karline.
Boy:Babe, you are such a Karliness, i saw you watching porn yesterday when i was out your window.
Girl:I was looking for new indie music to listen to!!
Girl:I was looking for new indie music to listen to!!
by Karlyx3 August 29, 2009
Get the Karlinessmug. A spoiled person who usually has an apple watch from her daddy and when she turns 16 shes gonna have a car and be mad because she got the wrong color. Most are cheerleaders or Gymnast's. Talks about cheer A LOT!!!!!
by Child_101 March 3, 2017
Get the Karlimug.