KYS

KYS means kick your son, if little Timmy is being naughty, KYS

Dad 2-Your son is being a meanie poo poo, KYS.
Dad 1- I already tried but he’s to squirmy.
Dad 3- here give him some of these pills to calm him down
(Gives unknown pills to Dad 1)
Dad 1- Okay
(Dad 1 goes home)
Dad 1- Okay Timmy where are you

Timmy- I’m over here
Dad 1- Okay take these
(Timmy karate chops them out of Dad 1’s hand, and shoves it down his throat)
News caster 1- Yesterday little Timmy viscously killed his father with pills.
News caster 2- And he has now been sent to a insane asylum for life.
News caster 1- He keeps saying my dad tried to KYS, then the cops taser him for telling them to kill themselves.
News caster 2- wow that kid has serious mental problems

by KYS_bitch January 5, 2020

KYS

Short for kill yourself

You should KYS

by the maker23432343 January 22, 2017

KYS

A short and clear abbreviation of kill yourself.

Tom Said, "Oi you cheeky cunt, KYS"

by Dazbous Linicus June 26, 2016

KYS

It's the Danish word for "kiss" or Kill YourSelf

Person1: Hej vil du kysse/Hey do you want to kiss
Person2: Go kys mate

by Originalxd March 16, 2017

KYS

A very quick abbreviation for "Kill Your Self"
it is used by pissed off people, niggers and more.

Bitch: Ok so heres the plan... you run in and kill every one while i escape

Nigger: KYS You bastard wanker

by Trump_911 March 7, 2017

KYS

Keep Youtube Safe

Bill: Wow man, did you see that latest youtube vid?

Steve: Yeah totally, kys

by Idontreallycareaboutmyhandle May 27, 2016

KYS

Internet slang for Kill Yourself.

Edgy Kid: I absolutely love LeafyIsHere's videos!
Teenager: Dude kys

by The Maltese Empire June 16, 2017