knutt

ejaculate. especially when having left in an interesting location.

aw hellz, i banged this trick last night. i aint afraid of aids but i aint havin no kids.... so i pulled out and knutted on her cat.

shit, i was with that same chick last tuesday, she passed out while i was banging her so i left a knutt in her peanut butter jar and went home.

i heard jerome was with this skanktra the other night and dropped a nut on her ipod.

word.

by stu in the zoo April 25, 2007

Kunte

A Bukharian reference to a homosexual. Also referred to as "kuntar" in the eastern parts of the silk road valleys, the word in its nature is very literal.
Its meaning is derived from two words: "kun" meaning "the rectum/ass" and "te" meaning "to give" or "giver of (the ass)" . Thereby, "Kunte" meaning "assgiver" .
The Tashkenites would use a slight variation in terminology: "Kun" meaning "rectum/ass" and "tar" meaning "wet" . Thereby, "Kuntar" meaning "The wet assed one" .

Walter: Hey Aron, I saw you winking at me when you were drumming that darbuka. Are you a kunte?

Aron: Yes...would you like to go out for a drink some time?

by Heinrich Ishkamserov November 3, 2019

Klute cushion

A large, extremely comfortable cushion that may snuggly seat two people. IMade out of leather, which is dark brown/tan colour, it is normally accepted that a klute cushion is a 'Man's cushion' that men brandish at the suitable moment, normally when watching a movie with friends. However, a klute cushion can also undergo a make-over, where it is covered with some floral material to satisfy the fairer sex. This normally occurs when the couple are married.

Claire: 'Hey, lets watch a movie.'
Elly: 'Sounds like a good idea!'
Urdas: 'Wait, ill go and grab the klute cushion!'

by bilekka111 April 13, 2009

Kutepov

Fat and disabled

Kris you are such a kutepov

by Mikeymccabe 1 March 13, 2019

Tactical Knuke

The act of getting a tactical nuke (25 kills w/out dying) in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 using only the tactical knife attachment. NO KILLSTREAK REWARDS (besides the nuke)

25 tactical knife kills + no deaths = Tactical Knuke = EPIC WIN
As seen on the "Kill 'em All" youtube MW2 challenge.

by drummindave50 January 1, 2010

knuess

a chronic typo disorder which relates to the involuntary (perhaps sub conscious) key presses of random letters during typing, leading to endless typos throughout months and probably years of conversations (and quite possibly a life time of knuess affected conversations). these involuntary key presses seemingly may or may not have any relation to the actual word meant to be typed. however they are often substituted for other letters in the word.

pronunciation in regular speech: ness or noos (preferred noos)
pronunciation when yelling: NOOS!!

origination: believed to have originated from a digital viking raid on a helpless village. when a horned helmut clad and axe wielding viking entered, a crippled old man looked up and asked: "wh...who are you and what are you going to do to us??" ..........the viking replied........."knuess" .......the others behind him began to chant as they came screaming in.... "KKKNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

or maybe it just originated from the chat in the example.... whichever you think is more exciting.. you can spread the legend of the knuess as you please.

vij: *pulls your shirt collar down, pulls out your left tit, licks your nipple then bites it
vij: :LP
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: lol
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :P
vij: >_>
vij: *bites your nipple off then pulls out my bag of nipples
vij: <_<
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: O_O
vij: *stares at you with your nipple set between my lips and bag open in front of me
vij: 8F
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :'(
vij: :O cuti pi!! youre crying!! ..whats wrong?
vij: ({)pic1pic2pic3(})
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: knuess...
vij: KKKNNNNNUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: guess*
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: kik :P
vij: KKKNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: lol*
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :'( youre making fun of my retardness spelling
vij: KKKNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEESSS!!!!
vij: ok ok im sorry... *puts your nipple back on your tit and pokes it with my tongue
vij: :LP
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: pokes ur crotch :P

by s3dated9sykk0_o September 25, 2009

Knutala

Derived from Nutella, you say this when you are too damn lazy and/or stupid to say the original form.

Knutala: Nut-uh-luh

Damn that rich boy got em' a knutala sanwich'

by dakotahbill August 4, 2016