Kim

5'6 Butch Lesbian With Short Hair And Glasses Who's Also A Total Dickhead :)

"I'm friends with Kim.... Sadly"

by Crazy cat lady™ November 06, 2020

kimming

An inability to decide what to do, and ultimately doing the exact wrong thing of what should have been done.
Originates from a New York hang glider pilot who never fails to do the opposite of what the hang glider instructor tells him to do.

He is kimming his landing approaches on that hang glider again.

by skeetzoid April 25, 2019

#kimming

The act of messaging your friends, either text or over Facebook, telling them to like or comment on your Facebook status/video/picture

Girl like ma status

#kimming

by Amenfags June 17, 2013

Kim

The awesomest person alive, He will slap you with a fish if you missed with him or his friends.

"slapping people with fish since he was a baby" What a legend !

"Dude why are you crying !?"

"I missed with Kim, so he slapped me with a fish ! "

by P_OBAMA November 27, 2012

Kim

Kims are pretty awesome. She can be annoying and she is a bit of a loser.. but we love her anyway!

Kate: Kim, why are you so cool?
Kim: I don\\\'t know! I can\\\'t help being born like that.
Kate: Teach me how to be cool.. please!
Kim: First step, change your name to Kim.

by pretty.ninjaa August 20, 2010

Kim

A boy’s name that is so sexy, the girls have tried to claim it as their own.

Girl 1: Wow. Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Dang! That was a Kim fo sho!
Girl 1: I wish I were a Kim.
Girl 2: Well, just drop the “berley” off your name.
Girl 1: Oh, snap!

by hotpepper February 02, 2010

Kim

A fat fuck who puts pineapple on pizza..

Damn i love pizza with pineapple Kim said

by MrPotatoyay August 08, 2018