Keyboard Face

Keyboard face is the result of falling asleep with one's face on a keyboard. The face will have an imprint from the keys of the keyboard.

John passed out after his late-night gaming session. When he awoke, he found that he has a sever case of Keyboard Face.

by Global Smack January 9, 2011

keyboard poop

The product of writing nonsense to post online due to keyboard diarrhea!

Most of these posts are just keyboard poop!

by I, Wreckerrr March 19, 2021

keyboard catting

When you play Grand Theft Auto 5 on PC and use keyboard and mouse

My controller broke so I'm keyboard catting

by Lolsack04 July 17, 2017

Keyboard Cat

A little fluffy ginger cat which can play the keyboard. It was popular on the internet in early 2008, 2010 and later.

The keyboard cat is a cute meme

by Dropped My Idiot September 5, 2017

Keyboard Smash

Normally written in response to a real life event or online post. Used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. It can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.

---: a;.ihgk.djghdkig;aeoirugteslkrjgna.krgu;oesriug

I do not have words for this. I just. No words.

. . . apart from this was PERFECT!

---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!

by gdkitty July 28, 2011

Keyboard Steamer

When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.

Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!

by mikeywalnuts March 6, 2009

Keyboard Smoothie

Adj.

First defined by Adam Young
A "Keyboard Smoothie" is an ambient, easy going, and graceful piece of music played completely on a synthesizer with the occasional grand piano in the mix.

Hey, have you heard this Keyboard Smoothie by Port Blue?

by Rychotech November 4, 2011