adjective (kee-gahn)
1. To be whipped so severely that anyone can tell you to do anything, and you will do it without hesitation
1. To be whipped so severely that anyone can tell you to do anything, and you will do it without hesitation
Girl: Bend over and shove this cucumber covered in melted kit-kat up your ass while reciting the german alphabet backwards.
Guy 1: (Complies)
Guy 2: Man, that guy is keegan'd.
Guy 1: (Complies)
Guy 2: Man, that guy is keegan'd.
by Rokrin October 06, 2008
keegan is a cute, awesome, talented person. Who is always outstanding and has many friends. She is so cool and has many haters!
keegan is so cool!
by stealyogirl. May 04, 2016
a large, funny shaped dick that is covered in hair, therefore making it look sort of like a canadian sasquatch
by micheal mchendrikson October 04, 2006
A person by the name of Keegan is normaly a pervert. He likes to go up to girls and get to know them them start to look at there parts then right away deny that he did anything. A Keegan likes to tell annoy jokes that will drive you crazy. He I supper sex tho just don’t fall for it
Keegan stop looking at my ass
by Juliet&Romeno February 19, 2018
He’s short and he owns it. He can be kind of an smart ass but most of the time nice and will make you laugh. Open to having new friends and always and likes to laugh often with them. Not the most mature but can be when he wants to (rarely). Looks good in glasses . Always makes penis jokes
Keegan: so the girl that does the school news tried to roast someone and she said “at least I’m not a turkey like you”
Friend: that’s a shitty roast
Keegan: ya a weeb could roast better than that. A jock would be like “kid your such a fag all you do is eat Cheetos and hug your anime pillow” and the weeb would say “well I’m better than you at yugio cards”
Friend😂🤣
Friend: that’s a shitty roast
Keegan: ya a weeb could roast better than that. A jock would be like “kid your such a fag all you do is eat Cheetos and hug your anime pillow” and the weeb would say “well I’m better than you at yugio cards”
Friend😂🤣
by Myhairyballs373773 April 25, 2019
The most outgoing person you'll ever meet. Leaves a great first impression, but a horrible 8th impression. He is a straight playa.
Michelle: When I first met Keegan he was very outgoing, but as I continued getting to know him I realized he was a schmuck.
Lauren: That's too bad...
Alyson: Yeah I thought he was cute!
Michelle: Nah man don't waste your time. I already have. (sad face)
Lauren: That's too bad...
Alyson: Yeah I thought he was cute!
Michelle: Nah man don't waste your time. I already have. (sad face)
by slitheringsnake11 May 28, 2015
by notolivia February 17, 2018