Kurt Kelly

Quarterback
Smartest guy on the football team
Probably in a gay relationship with his best friend
Dead and gay
Can be used as an insult

Oh come on Heather, I thought you were smarter than that. You're acting like Kurt Kelly

by Do I look like mother Teresa April 7, 2019

R. Kelly

VERB - to urinate

Where's your restroom? I really need to take an R. Kelly.

by DJ Kanye Pepper November 8, 2012

Kelly Blue Book

Getting railed by a backwoods redneck and/or a trucker at a Love's truck stop.

Yo, I heard Brett got a Kelly Blue Book last night, I hope he's ok!

by mr.mauney August 3, 2016

Kelly

A sexy, beautiful girl. You must cherish your moments with her if you know her. If you have Kelly as a friend you are extremely lucky. Make sure you don't lose her or you'll go crazy without her. The perfect woman.

I am so in love with Kelly.

by Precious Child May 31, 2018

Kelly

an amazing , beautiful & smart girl. is short , has long gorgeous hair & brown eyes. is very hard to gain her trust & if u do u are a lucky one. she could have attitude at times but deep down inside she’s a really nice person & many people may take advantage of her. doesn’t like to open up to people that much , rather keep her feelings to herself. kelly also enjoys being loved & likes it when u show it. she could be emotional at times. she cares for her loved ones a lot & never wants to loose them. if u find yourself a kelly don’t everrr loose her , she’s rare to find. u would fall in love if u ever become close with her. she has a small circle of friends but is really close with all of them.

boy1 : wow kelly is such an amazing female

boy2 : wish she was mine

by ohyuh October 26, 2019

Kelly O'b

The act of discharging feces from the bolwes in a large quantity and/or in a short amount of time.
A log of poop equal or greater then 6 in in length
When one excretes bodily waste from the anal cavity more often then the average person.
One is likely to occur such a condition after McDonalds, Chipotle, or Chinesefood.

See Binge pooping.

Hurry up in there John this is your 11th time. Sorry I can't help it its coming out like theres no tomorrow. Sounds like you have a serious case of the Kelly O'b

by Gangsta 5412 June 15, 2010

Kelly Mood

When you’re in a Kelly mood, you’re gay smd ready to slay

Man, i’m really in a Kelly mood right now.

by Peridot Intensifies December 26, 2017