July 4th

The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx

Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.

by 👾🐌🫘 June 11, 2023

July 4th

If your name is ahmir and you’re born on this day die, die die die!!! Kys!!!! - ahmir

Omg look at that ugly thing I can’t believe he’s born on July 4th

by shigaraki twin June 26, 2023

july 4th

July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day

Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow

by Garfield_Lover July 4, 2023

4th of July

1939: In the German Reich, discrimination against Jews continues with the creation of the "Reichsvereinigung der Juden in Deutschland".

German Teacher: "What was the most important datein 1939?"
Kevin: "The 4th of July of course!"

by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

4th of july

A day where people express their American patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants

eddie-hey I just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july
Tom- cool what kind are they?
eddie-not sure...the only thing that the guy I bought them from could say was "English no"

by Timmy Heacock July 4, 2008

4th of july

Noun: The 4th day of the seventh month of our calender. Celebrated as the day America declared independance from the King. The 4th of july is also celebrated in England, they call it "Fuck-off-Puritan-Day"

1. Happy Fourth of July!

2. 'Ello then, it's Fuck-off-Puritan-Day today isnt it old chap?

by Pepsi X-treme July 14, 2005

4th of july

is a day when everyone gets drunk and watch tv

i hate 4th of july as my shitty neighbors shout dam ass loud

by lololololololololololol1234 October 6, 2019